I am not joking. I will poke his eyeballs out.

I am not joking. I will poke his eyeballs out.

glorianas:

jesus didn’t die so your endgame for asoiaf is that jon and daenerys get the iron throne

10:09 PM     + 3971

fill me in. tell me everything i missed.

I just spent two hours listening to Michael Klump. I have a pain in my side that I’m pretty sure is an ulcer. My girlfriend’s in New York, and I haven’t seen her in 10 days. How’s your summer?

fuckyeahmovieposters:

The X-Files by Adam Juresko
7:13 PM     + 1299
The X Files    
vampire-munny:

*seductively covers up the car crash in the background with his gentlemanly good looks*

vampire-munny:

*seductively covers up the car crash in the background with his gentlemanly good looks*

7:11 PM     + 877
lol    Matt Bellamy    

Dolce & Gabbana - Spring Summer 2014 2015
Dolce & Gabbana - Spring Summer 2014 2015
7:03 PM     + 1578
The Strokes    

albion-sails-on-course:

23/09/2014

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7:55 AM     + 125

You can look but about a week from now you’re gonna be down on your knees trying to find where your testicles rolled off to.

The Knick - 1x07 - Get The Rope